Whenever someone shows me how many Pokeymans there are in the world I am overwhelmed. Who could possibly collect ’em all? And what would you do with them once you did? But when I sit down to draw my own Pokeymans I realize that the PokeyCreators have really dropped the ball on some obvious designs the world is salivating for. Why not try these new Pokeymans?
â€¢KROGSTAD has the power to hide his eyes! And to see his food REALLY CLEARLY!
â€¢MELVIN is cute – and ugly at the same time!
â€¢The mysterious SEVENTEEN has no proper name!
â€¢One can only guess what infernal powers belong to RAW-EYE! He might stare at something! Really hard!
â€¢Children the world over try not to be friends with GREEBLYBUTT, the dog with bee’s wings!
â€¢The undersea world of LUMPY is a depressing place, full of contemplation and hideous irony!
â€¢Someone saved a dead mouse head and used it to create the GOOSE-STEPPING SIR ROBO-MOUSE, who can salute the FÃ¼hrer whilst snacking on camembert. That’s one of the most peaceful Nazi experiments we’ve ever heard of!
â€¢FREDENSTEIN combines what children love most – the middle-aged antics of a Stone-Age patriarch with the confused moral questions inherent in bringing back the dead.
â€¢RAUNCHO LAUNCHO’s rocketry powers are entirely self-contained! And powered by something as simple as excess carbohydrates.
â€¢Our 37th President makes an adorable toy that kids love to take to bed. But what happens when CUDDLY NIXON wishes to pursue his mad dreams of empire once again?
â€¢The hideous VEX has come from your nightmares to ruin your childhood forever.
â€¢MAIL LION might deliver you a letter. Then you may have to read it! Watch out, because no one knows what it might say!
â€¢SCRABBY is a giant dust mite from another Pokeyman’s eyebrows. He is disgusting! And he will not stop until he has devoured all the skin flakes and dandruff from everyone on the planet!
â€¢There are some dark arts that no creature must pursue. Once an ordinary owl, CLOWL has opened the book of Clown Secrets, and now must wear oversized shoes forever.
â€¢This is just some guy’s head on a dog body with a crown on it. But we call it HEFTY, the slightly confused Pokeyman.
â€¢When there is filth to eat, GRUBBY will be there, rolling in it, furiously.
â€¢Finally, what Pokeyman group can be complete without a caustic jelly companion for comic relief? OOZY leaves a trail of slime that can eat through solid steel in seconds.