This is what is taking so long. 10,000 beard hairs should move from the air resistance associated with acceleration.
AIEEE! Beware the hideous MANT!
Ho! What is this? Hundreds of hideous man-heraded ants crawl about, trying to sing the virtues of Pepsi! The Hamster provides the tune, but – oh dear! There goes soggy old Gramps again, protesting for a “real” soda pop.
Such action! The Weatherman is truly and avatar of destruction with his green flame space gun. A distorted MBA looks on in palsied horror as his secretary turns her attention to the bubbling wall of water behind them.
Cola Wars: the Next Generation.
From his high holy TV test signal temple in outer space, the Weatherman reveals “Advertising Secrets” you didn’t even know he had. Drunk Cat Girl takes note, and statuesque skeletons pose while the energy flows around them.
Buying a robot can be such a pain. There are so many styles and colors to choose from.
What’s on the television, hmmm? It looks like an interesting program, all right. Some kind of exorcism, no doubt. The Weatherman tries to explain the right way to go about this advertisement, but his examples are a bit off-putting.
Not terribly exciiting compared to yesterday’s blitzkrieg of eye candy, but still respectable. This hamster seems unconcerned at the size of this great bastard of an ant that menaces him. Those creepy legs are twitching and twisting. It makes my skin crawl watching it, and hopefully yours will crawl, too.
Here’s something you don’t see everyday! The Weatherman is riding tall on the back of a beautiful leopard. You have to watch closely to see this image – it’s only onscreen for a few seconds, if that. Imagine the hours of work just to slam this thing against your eyeballs for fleeting moments. Now don’t […]